What did the mouse say when someone asked him what he wanted?

A hole cake.


What did the bee say to the other bee when he had a very bad headache?

Bee quiet!


What did the winner say when he won?

I one!


What did the girl get at the quiet store?

A peace of bread.


What did the peacemaker say to the baker?

Can I have a peace of pie?


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