Homonyms Can Be "Punny"


What did the cyclops say when she was getting married?

Eye do, eye do.


What did the boat captain say to his friend?

I sea you!


What did the gymnast say after the competition?

I one!


What comment did the lady make to the guy working out about his waist?

What a waste!


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